Of course Clint would buy his own merchandise. It’s just so novel that he has merchandise, guys.
Can you imagine him standing in line at Hot Topic, though? Behind three giggling teenage girls buying Manic Panic from a cashier with gauged ears and a nose ring that looks like a spike.
And the cashier is like, “Dude, aren’t you the Hawkeye?”
And Clint is just like, “Nah. My nose isn’t nearly as big as his, see?”
And the cashier’s like, “Yeah, you’re right.” Then asks if he wants a gift box to go with the hoodie, because it’s almost Christmas and dudes his age don’t just go into Hot Topic and guy things for themselves.
… which is about the time Clint goes back to the rack and gets one in Coulson’s size, because come one, a Hawkeye hoodie is the gift that keeps giving.
I want that hoodie SO BAD. SO VERY BAD.